guy #1: have you seen this grade's epstein's girlfriend?
guy #2: yeah, she's dating a 60-year old man...
guy #3: what are you talking about?
guy #1: about that 1 girl in class
Not only do our young men need to know what shack up with your girlfriendactually means, but they also need to learn what decorum is and not insult their parents' values.