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Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts
Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression
by RetroBonez May 17, 2020
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Fandom Depression

When fans get so invested in an artist or band, that they fantasize about them so much so, that they fall into an overwhelming depression over not being able to play out that fantasy or be with them.
*Could lead to stalking and obsession to a dangerous level.
**More common among K-pop fans.
I got fandom depression over this K-pop group. I need a break or a cleanse.
by ReapersAngel420 May 18, 2024
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Depression

Depression is when your friends are all busy at the moment.
by RdngMikey August 26, 2020
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Post-season Depression

A period of minor depression following the end of a sports season. It is most common in high school athletes.
Person 1: “Damn, I just ain’t been right since the track season ended”
Person 2: “You got some post-season depression
by august rain June 5, 2022
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post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a good book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022
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Depressed

To have a very bad case of sadness

Also act ok but your heart is

Really

Broken on the inside
Ive been really depressed lately
by Omar_stupid May 22, 2019
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Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg
Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression
by CumCorpse April 14, 2025
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