Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.

Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!

by QuezOreo November 18, 2011

cow tagging

the act of sexually biting a partner's ear

"Did you see Max cow tagging his girlfriend's ear while they were dancing in the club?"

by Daisy-Duke January 10, 2014

cow

a self centered bitch

Gina is such a cow

by Truefuckingblue July 28, 2020

Meat Cow

Chloe

"Look at that meat cow over there!"
"Yeah, her name is Chloe."

by ujhygtfrd October 22, 2019

stupid cow

noun: a guy on discord that is annoying or stupid he gets upset very easily and most likely looks like the guy from the poler express or satin his hobbies usually include playing stupid games like rocket leag or cs go he loves balls and he is the route of all evil

oh yeah btw he really likes cars

me: I have a pic of you IRL

stupid cow: I'm suing you
everyone: goddamit cow

by the guy 123456 September 14, 2021

Holy Cow

A bbw who prays over your meat before devouring it.

Have you seen Jill Scott handle a microphone, Holy Cow!

by Cocky Roach August 1, 2024

Cow extract

The milk of a cow, which is not a liquid nor is it a juice. It is actually called Cow Extract.

"Milk is also called Cow Extract, since it is extracted from a cow.

by Extractwoman October 13, 2019