R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.

We caused a R3d Alamo CannonBall

by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025

R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.

We caused a R3d Alamo CannonBall.

by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025

Orbital Strike Cannon

verb:
To blow up a 1000x1000 block area anywhere on earth with an Orbital Strike Cannon.

Minutetech: Spoke, Orbital Strike Cannon them now!!!
Mapicc: Minute, you fucking idiot! Don't Orbital Strike Cannon the Orbital Strike Cannon!!!

by sunkissedyaoi April 20, 2025

Colorado Snow Cannon

A sexual act where the man nuts into an ice cube tray and freezes his semen overnight. After the cum is frozen, the man will crush it and insert the fragments into his spouse's pussy. They will then wait a minute for the Cum Cubes to slightly melt, and the woman will queef. This will send several slightly gooey frozen nut fragments everywhere, thus producing a Colorado Snow Cannon.

Example:

Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex

Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?

Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!

Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon

by WildoDilly February 20, 2026

Particle Accelerator Cannon

A large-scale, typically vehicle-mounted or fixed-position directed-energy weapon system using particle accelerator technology to deliver destructive energy at range. The "cannon" designation implies scale, power, and military application—not a handheld device but a crew-served or platform-mounted system capable of engaging ships, aircraft, missiles, or ground targets. Particle accelerator cannons appear in speculative fiction, classified military research, and the gray zone between known physics and black projects—technologies that may exist but remain unacknowledged, too sensitive for public disclosure, or simply too far ahead of public science to be believed.

Example: "The declassified documents mentioned a 'charged particle cannon' test in the 1980s—whether real or disinformation, the concept of a Particle Accelerator Cannon has haunted military speculation ever since."

by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026

The nit cannon

The nit cannon is when someone has pubic lice and they crawl into your anus and eat the poop and when you have violent anal with someone they will get the nits in the tip of their penis and when they pee they will shoot the nits out

Guy 1: Hey do you want to do anal?
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon

by heixso July 23, 2025

Orbital Strike Cannon

a working nuke in Minecraft that can blow up any coordinates you want (often referenced/built on the Lifesteal SMP)

"Squiddo please don't build another Orbital Strike Cannon."
"Minute can build Orbital Strike Cannons faster than anyone I've ever seen bro."

by haterggs August 4, 2025