bucket shop

A bucket shop is a company that sells a coat of arms usually with the inaccurate name of "family crest" associated with the customer's surname nonetheless if the customer in question can claim a link to the original armiger. You can often tell if a coat of arms is from a bucket shop by looking if it has the customer's surname in the motto scroll instead of a real motto.

Tim Johnson unknowingly bought a bucket shop coat of arms associated with his surname Johnson off a family crest website.

by the real Ioseb August 24, 2022

Bucket bake

Someone who is a grumpy bastard

Look at that bucket bake

by Banfe May 7, 2022

Crust bucket

A very shitty, rusted, and therefore crusty car.
Like compared to a rusty can.
Not an old classic car thats in bad condition, more like a small ford or a chevy made in the 90's

I call this my crust bucket, enter with caution.

Just bought a crust bucket on craigslist it was only 500 bucks!
*breaks down in a week

by Blondetorage October 13, 2015

Bucket Punch

The act of punching someone on the top of their head, as if youre coming down in the flat part of a bucket.

I meant to punch my friend jake, but was punching blind and ended up hitting my roomie with a mean bucket punch.

by r.j.l.2.5. October 12, 2017

Gay Red Bucket

A Gay Red Bucket is a man that is sexually attracted to little boys

Yo did you know Petar is a Gay Red Bucket .

by peopleteethcats January 30, 2019

Buckets

A way of reproducing in homestuck the troll anatomy is not the same as human anatomy much like bees the queen reproduces with what the workers suply

"Did you hear eridan has a room fuuuuuuuull of buckets?" "Y34 wh4t 4 p3rv3rt"

by Lemmonaide June 26, 2020

Chum bucket

Chum bucket is a place in bikini bottom, its kinda like a fuck it bucket. Where you throw away your stress

Person 1: dang im having a bad day!
Person 2: whats wrong?
Person 1: stress. I-
Person 2: shut up i know how to help! Chuck the stress in the fuck it bucket.
Person 1: what?
Person 2: the chum bucket

by Swap ass May 29, 2019