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Kid beer

A type of beer made for kids that has no alcohol or so little that you can drink it for ever and not get drunk. But people thirteen or over will want real beer.
Some kids are coming to the cherry poping party so go out and get us some kid beer.
by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2010
mugGet the Kid beermug.

Beer Slam

the act of slamming the beer bottle/mug on the counter after downing the glass. can also be done by shattering the bottle against the ground or another hard surface.
Underage Kid 1: hey so did you guys drink that beer bottle last night?

Underage Kid 2: yeah me and frank drank the whole bottle then frank did a beer slam when he finished it.
by anonymous1289 February 1, 2010
mugGet the Beer Slammug.

Beer Board

It's a lot like water boarding, except with beer. and generally you don't give a shit what they say, you just keep pouring
"That Jabroni is wide open, let's sneak up behind him and beer board the shit out of him. You two grab his shoulders. I'll pour."
by jibberjabberjihad December 19, 2012
mugGet the Beer Boardmug.

skunked beer

Beer that has gone sour. Some bottles of beer have an overabundance of particulate matter evident when the contents are viewed through light.
This IPA appears to be skunked beer, and it tastes like shit.
by ozonekid December 14, 2013
mugGet the skunked beermug.

Beer Nappy

Having fallen asleep with a bottle of beer in hand, waking up to find your lower area saturated and damp from the bottle contents.
Snake entered the Bear's cave and found him lying in his own beer nappy. Upon discover of said beer nappy, Bear sighed.
by Eoghan Johnston January 3, 2008
mugGet the Beer Nappymug.

penises and beer

fxxxxxxxxxcktards. <^> <^>
by gabi September 7, 2004
mugGet the penises and beermug.

skunky beer

a term coined by the geniuses at Annheuser-Busch in the late 90's for commercials where they presented the "Born on Date" concept of fresh beer. They had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.
me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
mugGet the skunky beermug.

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