When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.
Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.
by AJB10129 November 23, 2023
Get the work herpesmug. by Marbeezyy October 12, 2023
Get the Working the wozziesmug. Business or actions conducted in a generally loathsome, disagreeable, unfortunate, or otherwise unsavory manner.
Yn1: “aye bro, you really take ole girl tennis bracelet after dicking her down?”
Yn2: “nigga you trying to get this paper or what, ole pocket watching ahh”
Yn1: “that was nasty work mah ninja”
Yn2: “nigga you trying to get this paper or what, ole pocket watching ahh”
Yn1: “that was nasty work mah ninja”
by brobro 😭 February 3, 2025
Get the Nasty Workmug. by ramseytdec January 31, 2017
Get the Office Worksmug. Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer
by Tjempo July 16, 2020
Get the Working on Update'smug. The middle school girls who bought their first perfume here grew up and now use this place to linger while the kids are at school. Despite the retail apocalypse this store is kept alive by this demographic and has no signs of closing anytime soon. They have some good products but it's nearly impossible to make your way around the store with all of the moms loitering and taking up space. Store associates are always friendly. They will offer samples or ask if you need help no matter who you are, but with all of the customers gossiping, arguing with other associates, and cackling at old Facebook jokes, they can barely hear you. The store's prices aren't bad and they always have sales, but the constant sales and generous return policy unfortunately attracts a lot of Karens and problematic customers. The brand has tried to expand their men's line and other products that compliment body care. This includes small home decor, accessories, and sleepwear. The sleepwear line got pulled from the shelves almost instantly due to suburban moms raising havoc on the internet. The reason? They didn't include a plus size line, therefore they were being discriminatory because their target demographic couldn't fit them.
Bath & Body Works' semi annual sale starts today, I'm heading to the mall after work.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
by Biz bestie June 22, 2025
Get the Bath & Body Worksmug. A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.
by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024
Get the Work Kermitmug.