Person #1: Agh! What the fuck was that?
Person #2: A wet william.
Person #1: Great, now I have athlete's ear.
Person #2: A wet william.
Person #1: Great, now I have athlete's ear.
by rock_lobster July 8, 2010
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by KreDiTZ February 2, 2007
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When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.
When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.
Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .
by marmotte1 January 15, 2018
Get the a wet one mug.A bad lie that only works because it is socially awkward or embarrassing. Used to quickly end an interrogation.
Example 1
At college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. The roommate quickly quits off the program.
Guy: What were you just doing?
Roommate: Watching porn.
Guy: Oh *walks away*
Roommate was actually playing World of Warcraft. Porn was a wet lie.
Example 2
Parents hear something aggressive from son's bedroom and go over to check it out. They knock loudly on the door. Son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.
Dad: What's going on in there?
Son: Nothing... I was just masturbating...
Mom: Why are you so sweaty?
Son: I was really getting into it
Parents: *walk away*
What really happened was the boy was having sex with some girl. Masturbation was a wet lie
At college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. The roommate quickly quits off the program.
Guy: What were you just doing?
Roommate: Watching porn.
Guy: Oh *walks away*
Roommate was actually playing World of Warcraft. Porn was a wet lie.
Example 2
Parents hear something aggressive from son's bedroom and go over to check it out. They knock loudly on the door. Son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.
Dad: What's going on in there?
Son: Nothing... I was just masturbating...
Mom: Why are you so sweaty?
Son: I was really getting into it
Parents: *walk away*
What really happened was the boy was having sex with some girl. Masturbation was a wet lie
by JFangsta July 14, 2011
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Get the wet tuba mug.Aye cuz, wanna get real and dip that blunt into this shit that I jack from that funeral home? Imma get us fuct up on a stick of wet, FO SHO!
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