Great-grandparent's male first cousin.
My great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the great-great-cousin-unclemug. A middle age black man you will find lurking in clubs, usually wearing a suit or some sort of fresh outfit. They will want to take you for a spin not only in the bedroom but on the dance floor.
Tyler: there are so many uncles in here.
Chloe: yeah I know man watch out.
Next day...
Tyler: remeber that uncle that tried dancing with you last night haha!
Chloe: don’t remind me -_-
Chloe: yeah I know man watch out.
Next day...
Tyler: remeber that uncle that tried dancing with you last night haha!
Chloe: don’t remind me -_-
by Robsy January 23, 2018
Get the Unclemug. The shitty uncle is the uncle that did some time in prison for some shit he can't talk about. He listens to limp bizkit cannibal corpse. Sometimes he's called the drunkle because he gets fucked up on bottles on top of bottles and tells funny fucked ass story's. Shitty uncle isn't all bad he keeps shit real and straight forward and loves his family
THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND
Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle
:must die at the age of 45 or disappear
off the face of the earth
:burklesnatch your nephews face at
least 5 times a visit
:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,
backwards cap with a goatee and bald
:Be skinny but muscular
:live the peice of shit life
:punk is your main comeback or some
drunk shit
:must pull the most devious pranks on
your nephew and toughen him up and
protect your neice with your life
:and you have to get knocked tf out by a
7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds
ripped sorry it's just the rules
:can only date sweet psycho women=
shitty aunts
THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND
Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle
:must die at the age of 45 or disappear
off the face of the earth
:burklesnatch your nephews face at
least 5 times a visit
:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,
backwards cap with a goatee and bald
:Be skinny but muscular
:live the peice of shit life
:punk is your main comeback or some
drunk shit
:must pull the most devious pranks on
your nephew and toughen him up and
protect your neice with your life
:and you have to get knocked tf out by a
7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds
ripped sorry it's just the rules
:can only date sweet psycho women=
shitty aunts
by Peice of shit uncle May 9, 2024
Get the shitty unclemug. by Storytelr December 6, 2018
Get the Uncle bluemug. I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”
by Master Lyricist January 6, 2024
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