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Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
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Skibbity Toilet

The highest rank of KKK. They behead people and kill monkeys all day every day.
by BigManWorrier2223 January 9, 2024
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kitchen toilet

A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"

The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.
by Corporate Linguist January 9, 2024
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skibidi toilet

A cringe dogshit series made by DaFuq!?Boom
Skibidi toilet sucks, Everyone hates skibidi toilet
by Ste-cat January 10, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

The "Skibidi Toilet Syndrome" is a fake syndrome created by the internet to best describe the younger Gen Z and the new Gen Alpha children that keep mimicking the viral series of Gmod/SFM animation made by DaFaq!?Boom! titled "skibidi toilet".

Since this trend took a turn for the worse in mid to late 2023 because of content creators that started making videos to gain popularity within the younger audiences. The newest generation of children, Gen Alpha, will be plagued by this trend, despite how old the animations are.

The creator of the series, DaFaq!?Boom!, has stated on Twitter that he will no longer create any more episodes of the series since it has ruined this new generation of children. Unfortunately, we are not able to find the original Twitter (or X) account of DaFaq!?Boom!, but you may search for the screenshot of the tweet somewhere on the internet.
"Yo dude, have you seen that kid outside our house wearing a toilet and moving his head like crazy?"
"Ignore him, he probably has the Skibidi Toilet Syndrome or something."
by sniperstyx January 11, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet

Your so "Skibidi" Or your so "Skibidi Toilet"
by MR_Planey January 12, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet

The greatest yt shorts series. Only watched by sigmas who can rizz ohio style.
Person 1: Skibidi Toilet
Person 2: Clean up on aisle... MY PANTS!
by bakedbacon2 January 13, 2024
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