Door Bagel

Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.

by LyricalWordsmith420 April 02, 2018

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Door bagel

A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."

by LyricalWordsmith420 April 02, 2018

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Girl Next Door

See Olivia Thirlby

Olivia Thirlby looks like the girl next door.

by TheOneNinjaWhoIsn'tAGinger June 22, 2021

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Squeaky Door-Hinge

When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.

Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".

by Beeksteer25 February 27, 2025

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Dirty door

1. When the door shuts on its own in your face

2. The door is on fire

3. The door falls on you

4. You and your partner get pegged by the door handles

1. "The door just did me dirty, stupid dirty door"

2. " I kid you not, its a dirty door."

3. " I dont know why, but the dirty door fell on me"

4. "I got so drunk i did a dirty door with my ex"

by Nnotbad March 30, 2022

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