Jim: ur mom gay
Ron: ur dad lesbian
Jim: ur granny tranny
Ron: DON"T MAKE ME SAY IT
Jim: say what?
Ron: UR GOD THOT
*Milky way implodes*
Ron: ur dad lesbian
Jim: ur granny tranny
Ron: DON"T MAKE ME SAY IT
Jim: say what?
Ron: UR GOD THOT
*Milky way implodes*
by urmomdadgrannygaylesbiantranny March 13, 2018
Get the ur god THOTmug. Abbr: HAT
Same principle as a thot, except notably worse. Hick Ass Thots incorporate cringe-worthy attempts at being “country” into their thottery. Like their thot cousins, Daddy issues are usually involved.
HAT’s, although they probably live in a suburb and haven’t stepped outside in their 13 years of life, will dress in jeans, cowboy boots, and camo sweatshirts. They can typically be found blasting shitty country music and talking in hood accents.
One of the HAT’s most common ways to lure in victims (Other than hicks, who come voluntarily), is by adopting contemporary, right-wing stances on current issues. A dead giveaway that you’re being duped is that they will never allow their charade to compromise their thot values. Reproductive rights issues are a common example of this.
Same principle as a thot, except notably worse. Hick Ass Thots incorporate cringe-worthy attempts at being “country” into their thottery. Like their thot cousins, Daddy issues are usually involved.
HAT’s, although they probably live in a suburb and haven’t stepped outside in their 13 years of life, will dress in jeans, cowboy boots, and camo sweatshirts. They can typically be found blasting shitty country music and talking in hood accents.
One of the HAT’s most common ways to lure in victims (Other than hicks, who come voluntarily), is by adopting contemporary, right-wing stances on current issues. A dead giveaway that you’re being duped is that they will never allow their charade to compromise their thot values. Reproductive rights issues are a common example of this.
Guy 1: “Man, I just met this great chick, she’s a real country girl”
Guy 2: “Wtf bro, she’s a hick ass thot!”
Guy 1: “Damn you’re right, she does bump a lot of Florida Georgia Line”
Guy 2: “Wtf bro, she’s a hick ass thot!”
Guy 1: “Damn you’re right, she does bump a lot of Florida Georgia Line”
by ThotPatrol99 December 27, 2017
Get the hick ass thotmug. 1. A female that has skinny body and big head, often used as a derogatory term
3. A female that looks like Beetlejuice in reality but believes she looks like Rihanna or Beyonce in own mind
4. A nasty dope whore that is down to 80 pounds and three teeth, but thinks in her own mind that she looks like Beyonce or Mila Kunis
3. A female that looks like Beetlejuice in reality but believes she looks like Rihanna or Beyonce in own mind
4. A nasty dope whore that is down to 80 pounds and three teeth, but thinks in her own mind that she looks like Beyonce or Mila Kunis
(Woman)- "hey handsome, what's your name?
(Kids look up to the woman)- Ahhhh!!!!
(Father of kids)- Get the fuck away us you nasty Stop-sign thot . You're scaring my kids. They looked up and thought Michael was trying to take them to never land!
(Kids look up to the woman)- Ahhhh!!!!
(Father of kids)- Get the fuck away us you nasty Stop-sign thot . You're scaring my kids. They looked up and thought Michael was trying to take them to never land!
by BigHawk 2813 January 4, 2019
Get the Stop-sign thotmug. by Thot patrol August 23, 2017
Get the real thot hoursmug. by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 24, 2018
Get the thot-o-metermug. Someone who makes suicide pacts with multiple people. However, most suicide pact thots are just super edgy people who act way more depressed online then they actually are irl.
Person 1: Man, life fucking sucks right now!
Person 2: Same here. Suicide pact?
Person 1: Hmm, I already have a suicide pact with 7 others. But I guess I can make one with you too if it means I get around to killing myself quicker!
Person 2: Deal! But be careful though. You’re turning into quite the suicide pact thot.
Person 2: Same here. Suicide pact?
Person 1: Hmm, I already have a suicide pact with 7 others. But I guess I can make one with you too if it means I get around to killing myself quicker!
Person 2: Deal! But be careful though. You’re turning into quite the suicide pact thot.
by Edgyteenager666 March 6, 2019
Get the Suicide Pact Thotmug. by NxIxGxGxExR September 21, 2018
Get the e-thotmug.