Windows Shit Hurdle

Any of a number of Windows issues that must be addressed prior to executing the one simple task you logged onto the PC for in the first place.

I logged onto my work PC on my day off just to issue a simple instruction, but first I had to spend 20 minutes clearing the Windows shit hurdles.

by darthgandhi December 29, 2025

window stalker

To consistently stalk a shop window with super stealth to make sure a certain displayed item is not sold, with no intention to buy or interact physically with said item.

“It’s that window stalker again - he thinks we cant see him.”

“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“

“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”

“Maybe he is just bored.”

by hopscotchinghumpingdumpling December 30, 2025

window filling

when one person is inside the building whilst the other is outside the window and they proceed to have sex through the window

“i thought you couldn’t have sex because her parents were home?”

“we did anyways because we partake in window filling”

by windowfillingbigdickrandy January 20, 2025

Grass window

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac

That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Window tinter

Dumb ass who can't hit a glass pipe. A rookie on the glass who fucks up by charring the bowl.

That dumb bastard just charred my bowl. What a fucking window tinter!!!

by anonymous May 16, 2023

Windows Vista

Innocent OS that is targetted by MacShitass users. Go see Windows ME, also yall forgot that RTM was the bad one and not SP2? It's the fucking hardware not the OS. Get a life and touch grass Mashitosh users y'all definitely have no brain and a dad

Macshitass user: wInDoWs vIsTa iS wOrSt oS!1!1!1
Linux fanboy: yEs!1!1 lInUx iS bEsT!1!1
Macshitass user: nOoOoOoOo mAcOs iS gUuuuuuuuud!1!1!1!1! yOuR hAcKeR oS iS tRaSh!1!1
Linux fanboy: fAk yOu WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1!1!1!1

by WindowsServer2003YT May 24, 2023

Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.

Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.

by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023