The act of shoving one's finger up one's own asshole following a bowel movement in order to attract excrement on said finger, and then placing this finger up another's asshole, finally spread the end product of the two assholes onto a saltine.
by Enjoyer of the Super Saltine July 9, 2010
Get the Super Saltine mug.Being such a douchebag that it makes being an asshole and motherfucker a compliment. A super douchebag will talk to a girl who has her shit together while fucking a hippopotamus on the side. Then once the hippopotamus gets knocked up from one of their nightly adventures into her jungle aka her twat, the super douchebag will tell the girl who has her shit together it's her fault because she didn't put out immediately. Please do not confuse with an actual douche.
by Nosillac August 5, 2014
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Kyle: Hey man what is your sexuality?
Ryan: I'm actually super straight
Kyle: thank you for trusting me man I won't out you
Ryan: I'm actually super straight
Kyle: thank you for trusting me man I won't out you
by coldtoad March 8, 2021
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A term that someone came up with , thinking it was cool and shit about not dating trans people. But really, it's another word for being a transphobic ass :) These people will get very defensive and say they aren't transphobic, there's no point arguing with them. Their heads are so far up their arse, therefore they won't listen.
A term that someone came up with , thinking it was cool and shit about not dating trans people. But really, it's another word for being a transphobic ass :) These people will get very defensive and say they aren't transphobic, there's no point arguing with them. Their heads are so far up their arse, therefore they won't listen.
Person 1: "So before we start dating officially, I have to tell you that I'm trans-
Person 2: If you're trans I'm not dating you! I'm super straight
Person 1: You could just say that you're transphobic instead of coming up with a stupid fucking name for it
Person 2: If you're trans I'm not dating you! I'm super straight
Person 1: You could just say that you're transphobic instead of coming up with a stupid fucking name for it
by Billie Eilish Supremacy April 5, 2021
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Andrew: What? No, I don't date transgender women
Kyler: Why? Are you a transphobe?
Andrew: No, they're cool. It's just my sexuality, I'm Super Straight
Andrew: What? No, I don't date transgender women
Kyler: Why? Are you a transphobe?
Andrew: No, they're cool. It's just my sexuality, I'm Super Straight
by Mokadelic March 10, 2021
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by YuriAllTheWay March 6, 2021
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