Alex Galan

1. Co-star in the TV series ROOTS. Was booted out in the second season for discovered sex tapes with a white woman.
2. College student with glasses, speaks in a distinctly slow manner.
3. The archetype of faggot and milquetoast.
4. A big yellow banana

1. Yo faggot, you look like an Alex Galan from roots.
2. Put your hands up you Alex Galan! You're under arrest!.
3. Sonny is pulling and Alex Galan.

by johnnycashdhi April 17, 2010

Alex Ovechkin

He’s better than Crosby and you know it Penguins fans! Ovechkin is the greatest russian hockey player of all time. He’s got over 650 goals and isn’t even 35 yet. Commonly referred to as Great 8 or Ovi by Capitals fans, who is the reigning Stanley Cup champion team.

Phil: Did you see the Capitals game last night? Oh my god another hat trick for Alex Ovechkin!
Rick: Take that Penguins fans!

by BuffaloBen15 March 2, 2019

Alex Rodriguez

By far the best baseball player in the world right now. Puts up amazing numbers and, yes, is overpaid, along with the majority of baseball players. Fields decently at third base because that awesome guy Derek Jeter isn't willing to move even though he's not the best fielder either, while A-rod was stellar at short before moving to the Yankees. Is renowned for "choking" in playoff situations, although those happen to be small sample sizes in which anything can happen, and before 2005 actually played really well in the playoffs. Is hated by many Yankees fans because they believe that over the past years he hasn't lifted the team as much as he should because he's the best player in baseball, although they could point to bad pitching and having players out of their prime under huge contracts (e.g. Jason Giambi). They fail to realize that without his play the Yankees actually would've been worse those years.

Jeter up to bat, with the Yankees tied. Hits a bloop for a single.
Yankee Fan: Nice, man, Jeter leads the team so well.
Alex Rodriguez up to bat, flies out to left.
Yankee Fan: Wow...he should take a couple of pointers from Jeter. Why are we paying this guy so much money if he doesn't will us to win?
Later in the game, Yankees up by 3. A-rod hits a home run.
Yankee Fan: Wow. Thanks for a meaningless home run, A-rod. Way to pad your stats and come up strong when we don't need it.

by rea5661 April 23, 2008

Alex king

Just a straight up midget Bitch who uses books to look smart, total pussy

You see that guy over there? He's a Alex King

by Master P June 9, 2016

pulling an alex

dating a male or female who is more than 10 years older than you, although you are under the age of 18.

Samantha: Wow, my teachers so cute, I think I may just start pulling an alex!

by everyoneever June 3, 2009

Alex Caputo

A resto shaman on the Jaedenar realm of World of Warcraft.

Hey did you see that shammy? He heals like an Alex Caputo.

by Spruce M. Bruce April 21, 2009

Alex

abusive asshole. will leave marks on you if you walk away during a fight, or talk to your best friend instead of him. will not stop touching you if you ask, and will manipulate you til he can get sexual things. will leave you after two years and find a fuck buddy after 2 days. is a sociopath, abuser, liar, cheater, narcissist and the biggest fuckboy you will ever meet.

did you and Alex break up?
yeah. 2 days ago. he was abusive. and already found a hoe to touch on.

by apparentlyabitch123 November 27, 2018