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Salty Slap

When you catch the ejaculate inside of your cupped hand, then going on to slapping your sexual partner in the face, with your ejaculate covered hand.
I was having sex with her last night and i decided to finish with a salty slap
by DaGingerWarrior May 8, 2018
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Salty Mary

When a grandson needs to hold his Grand- Mother's hand to go to sleep..
You Salty Mary you need grandm's hand to go to sleep... you little Salty Mary
by HOBSY@HOME February 24, 2024
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Salty Kuso

Man Who Keeps Video Clips And Never Posts Them Fucking Bitch
Post The Podcast Salty Kuso
by Koolkid1907 December 14, 2019
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Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin
by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016
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Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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salty 6

Defined as. Dude last night I was fucking my chick and then she wanted to 69 but I already come in her and I didn’t want to do a salty 6
Salty 6: The act of doing a 69 after you’ve come inside of her the 6 is salty
by Salty 6 March 6, 2022
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Salty

the feeling of embarrassment or anger . in some cases, slight jealously
Your best friend: Hey i got a new Iphone 11!
You: oH...*looks at your Iphone 6s+*
OR
Your friend: *answers a math question correctly*
You: *gets it incorrect miserably*

this is the feeling of (salty)
by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019
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