Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
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Get the the state of new york mug.The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.
Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.
by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023
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The Golden State Warriors want to get away with being bullies, that's why they're not always the number one seed in the West (that would actually make it harder for them to win championships). Last year they were number three, this year they're number six, that way they look like underdogs on paper to at least one other team going against them.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
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