Mike it

To fall and bump your head

I didn't went to go up the ladder was afraid I would mike it

by master lechero March 23, 2024

Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda is a 5'11" sexy hunk of a man in a band called Linkin Park, he is the "glue" of Linkin Park and he was the one who started the band. He is the rapper and piano/guitar player. He sometimes sings and its beautiful. His nice deep voice make we wanna bust a fat nut and his black hair, and beautiful brown eyes than shine. His amazing smile that make's me go crazy. He's so adorable but hot and sexy at the same time. I'd sell all my limbs to meet him. He also had a side project in 2004 called Fort Minor. He's super photogenic and i have 318 photos of him in my phone.

Mike Shinoda :This is 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
Me : YES HES SO FINE **dies**

by Xx_Vista08_why June 30, 2022

Mike

Loves to party. Loves cocaine. Also will fuck anything even though he can usually pull hot girls. Mikes have no regrets.

That Mike kid likes to Party!

by Gagsklf November 23, 2021

Mike

A derogatory term used for in the context of inbreeding, especially among orcas. Based off of the male orca, J26 Mike, who bred with his mother, J16 Slick, resulting in his sister/daughter J42 Echo, and with his sister, J36 Alki, resulting in his nephew/son J52 Sonic

"Ahh yes, Mike strikes again." "What did he do this time?" "J52 Sonic is his son." "Oh, what a Mike thing to do"

"Donti is a Mike- He is father of his grandchild!"

by Look! I made a whale thing! July 22, 2021

Mike

Mike has a big booty and looks amazing in khakis.

Mikes big ol' booty suffocated my face.

by mikesbigolbooty April 15, 2024

Prison Mike

He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.

Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.

by StoneyCali June 1, 2021

Rest day Mike

An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.

I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered

by Dren88 August 13, 2023