My Dexter

n. My dexter is a name given to anyone to a persons sex partner's penis. To obtain such a name, one must me able to lay the pipe in a exuberant fashion, making you cum at least three time in each sexual encounter.

When you gonna give me some of my dexter?

by Teci-baby May 9, 2006

Not My House

A game you can play at a party at someone else's where following every thing bellonging to that person you say "Not in my house."

1. "SMASH...'Not My House!"
2. The other day there was a kickback at sarah's house so I played a little game of Not In My House

by The 4th Horseman August 8, 2008

my anus

the small, virgin opening in my body.(never to be probed)

yo, you aint neva gonna tap my anus.

by barnos October 28, 2003

my bong

ask your mom i need 20 letters so hgjxfjdfjdghjdghjdghjdghjdghjdghj

ask your mom same as above fgsdfgsdfg sdfg sdfg sdfg sdfg sdf gsdfgs dgjfgj

by I'M SPECIAL!!! April 30, 2005

my drink and my 2-step

All you need to be incredibly fly and kick anyones ass.

I got my drink and my 2-step, it's on!

by MADELiNEEE January 12, 2008

My Laptop

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

by Ms. Fabriz May 10, 2005

my bad

a phrase to be used when you have made a mistake and suddenly realise your error.

"Have you used my toothbrush?"
"No bitch, why?"
"Coz its got limescale on it, innit?"
"NO! I ain't used your skanky tootbrush."
"oh my bad."

by Smurphy April 26, 2004