matthew

Matthew can be a very nice guy but at the same time be a fucking retard. He has a constant obsession with turtles but doesn’t let that passion get in the way of his godly COD snipes. Also as other matthews he is known to be forever stuck as a virgin.

“Bro kill yourself why do you have to be such a matthew”

by Voltdefines July 20, 2020

Matthew

A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.

I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.

by illuminabi March 07, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is Lowkey a beaner. He’s super shy and weird. He’s in a very serious relationship with Wendy. He plays baseball and he kinda thick.

“Omgg are you going to Matthews game on Saturday”

by Dezi anaiya December 06, 2019

Matthew

Great one of a kind guy will always Be there when you need him. Sensitivethen he has to be lines everything very quick Absolutely amazing in bed. And cares about other people's feelings more than his self. And that usually are well endowed.

Matthew is a great name

by ONEANONLY February 13, 2020

Matthew

A bitch nigga. He think he all that but he just a gay faggot. Lil nigger love getting all fuckin cocky and shit.

Matthew: I am so good a beating my dick.
Me: WHO THE FUCK CARES NIGGA!

by BananaDick42069 October 22, 2019

Matthew

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"yall wanna still be annoying like Matthew"

by Ya Boi Amur July 10, 2021

Matthew

glake ahh hoe, treesha, whore, prostitute, hooker, and the sluttiest guy you’ll ever meet. stay away if u can.

Have you seen Matthew? He’s with 7 girls right now

by jojobowbow February 11, 2024