you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences

This is a phrase based on the iconic Doofenshmirtz phrase, "Wow, if I had a nickel for the every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" The phrase is not only a shortening of the phrase, but makes it easy to add to a conversation without jumpcutting to "haha funny reference".

Dude, this girl fell in love with me, dumped me, forgot she dated me, fell in love with me again, and dumped me AGAIN! Sigh, you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences...

by Nurfgal December 16, 2025

i-know-your-ip

it's a common virus for people it forces them to say I know your IP over and over again

1: hey, do you have the i-know-your-ip virus?
2: i-know-your-ip i-know-your-ip
1: alright *grabs gun*

by sugmaballs183128ii May 4, 2022

Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.

First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.

by edstar77 July 14, 2024

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

by Robinhos April 25, 2015

Gay Doesn’t Know

Gay Doesn’t Know is a roleplaying account from tiktok. They post videos everyday. Their username is @gayknow_official

Gay Doesn’t Know

by Gay Know February 26, 2021

What yall know abt skibbidy toilet

commented on 2019
how did bro know this

guy: What yall know abt skibbidy toilet
everyone else: IS BRO A TIME TRAVELER NO WAY

by OR64Dn45E August 3, 2024

connie knows nothing

When a girl is cheating on a guy with his best friend and her boyfriend is too gullible and ignorant to suspect anything. Used in the song Scotty Doesn't Know by the band Lustra.

Dan: Aren't you banging Kylie
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing

by lesbianofthelake December 7, 2019