Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP

Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous

by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020

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Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

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Jordan’s can be funny at times but can very annoying and do not know how to shut up and can take things too far. Jordan’s like to body shame people and acts like she has the body of Kim kardashian. Jordan’s think they are THAT BITCH when they actually are not. Jordan’s can be alright friends but need to learn when to not be needy

Person 1: is that Jordan?
Person 2: yeah

Person 1: I heard she likes to body shame people

by Isn’t ur mum dead? November 20, 2020

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