January 7th

National Fake-your-birthday day!
Who doesn't like a day where it's everyones birthday? Tell your friends that you're one year older, and sorry if your birthday is actually today hehe

Today is January 7th, which technically means its my birthday whether you like it or not. FREE CAKE NOM NOM NOM!!

by Hjhghhgnugbfjh January 7, 2024

January 19th

January 19th refers to a special day when everyone is to make out with any woman they find with the name “Johanna”

“oh my god it’s January 19th , we should go find johanna so we can make out w her”

by happyhorse67 September 9, 2022

January Griffin

A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.

Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?

Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.

by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018

january 16

it's the hottest girls birthday

"bro what day is it?"
"it's january 16"
"aight, happy birthday to me"

by hello pa October 27, 2021

Just Jerking January

such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...

every hour the clock ticks is a fap...

like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...

This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm

A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you

by meh12558 December 3, 2018

January

the most dry month ever aside from being the year that leads to a new year.

person 1: god i don't like january

person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's

person 1: look at that

*tumbleweed flys by*

by rk092 January 15, 2024

January 17th

National Bully Every Gavin Day

Man I can't wait for January 17th this year, I'm going to bully Gavin.

by shelfBOOK49 October 13, 2021