Product Gamer

A gamer who mostly looks for quantitative value in a game. These gamers will mostly argue about game length and/or other quantitative values (assets, levels, maps, missions, boses, modes ect.) in relation to price. They often disregard other values in games like experience, atmosphere, story, creativity or even replayability and therefor neglect games as an art form. The term relates to the fact that a Product Gamer thinks that a game can and should be meassured and rated in a formulaic fashion like any other consumer product - For example by summing up the number of possible functions and multiplying it with the game's length.

John hates on New Walkingsimulator 3000 because it's only 4 hours long. Meanwhile he keeps playing Repetitive Grindfest 4 - He's such a Product Gamer.

by iUserProfile August 16, 2017

sprint gamer

Someone who devotes a lot of time to a new game only to burn though it and have nothing left to do.

Jon is such a sprint gamer, he was grinding Diablo all week and now has nothing left to do.

by Sky43900 August 25, 2023

gamer ice cream

Flavored frozen edible gamer snack available in a variety of flavors with and without sticks.

Thats not a popsicle, that's Gamer Ice Cream.

by Ausflug July 4, 2020

doing the gamer

masturbation.

Jack sounds like he's doing the gamer.

by pseudonymman2131 January 24, 2022

Gamer

Mr Glicks Class

Person 1: "OMG mr glicks class is so gamer"
Person 2: "Man I wish I have Mr glicks class because gamer"
Person 3: "yes"

by B.I.G Chunk February 4, 2020

Potato Gamer

This potato is better than all and will become king of all

It was a honor fighting with the potato gamer

by You but better January 13, 2021

Gamer

A type of person that has learned to love more than one series of games.

Guy 1: "i'm a huge gamer!"

Guy 2: "You're not a gamer, You only play one game."

Guy 1: "Fuck You"

by AltAccount September 7, 2022