gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

Jay Fruits

A guy everyone seems to have at least heard of in the state of Indiana

P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook”

by Chick English September 26, 2019

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

Fruit snacker

Men who have a unique taste in life, often enjoy fruity things.

Preston always was a fruit snacker, just look at his squared truck.

by Hlajdix2904 February 19, 2021

Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops

Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.

As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Fruit Fly

Fruit Fly is word used to describe heterosexual men that hangs out with and/or around gay or bisexual men. Some claim they do this for the sole reason of the attention they get, others claim it is because they are in fact curious to homosexual expierences (bi/cock-curious). Others will say it's both or for none of these and that they simply just enjoy the company of gay men.
Therefore this would be the male counterpart to the a heterosexual woman doing the same thing, mostly refered to as a Fag Hag
Fruit Fly because they are flies that circles around Fruits

"That guy is such a fruit fly, he's just loves the attention he gets around gay guys"

"That guy is so cock-curious! He claims he's straight though, maybe he's a fruitfly that just enjoys the sweet aroma and attention of fruits, but I think both"

by ThisTroy December 17, 2019

fruit booter

a gay male (also called a "fruit" like...…..80 yrs ago lingo) who gladly and often takes any possible dick up the anal cavity into the shitter and through the colon.....and if it is a big black cock(known as a "bbc" in gay language, just so you people learned 1 thing about us)...up into the lower stomach, I imagine, until it releases its liquids into said body cavity of the moaning male sex fiend taking such loads. In old timey days, the gay guy ….or Fruit....takes it up the Butt......so in today speak. oh that fruit booter…..yeah we know him, He's an ok dude, I feel bad for his asshole though. How does he keep anything from just falling out of his shithole after his food digests and drops it into position for release?

Hey, bitches who that fem dude wearing skinny jeans, necklaces and bladed eyebrows?? …..Oh, that fruit booter? Yeah we know him, cool person, wear a board around your waist when you penisize his shitter

by Josslin Deeznuts Foryoo January 13, 2019