When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.
It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.
Example Situation:
John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.
John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.
He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.
There was only one thing.
John had penis fright.
Example Situation:
John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.
John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.
He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.
There was only one thing.
John had penis fright.
by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009
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Can be: a wild individual who isn't afraid to take risks and usually can put away a wide variety of potables.
A fun guy to have at a party.
Can be: a wild individual who isn't afraid to take risks and usually can put away a wide variety of potables.
A fun guy to have at a party.
by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004
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It's hockey jargon; the most common penalty for fighting (on ice) is five minutes in the penalty box.
Domi and Alfredsson get caught by the referee cuffing each other against the boards; the ref blows his whistle and calls, "Five for fighting!"
by kerrigwen October 10, 2005
Get the Five for Fighting mug.A corporate whore sellout band that makes bland generic radio friendly stadium rock music for the masses. People only like this band because Dave Grohl is a 'nice' guy and because the media ingrain this bland generic band into everyones brain that has been affected with mass advertising. I have got news for all you corporate whores with half a brain, just because the band members are 'nice' people doesnt mean it excuses them from there bland corporate whore radio friendly music. And also who the fuck in there right mind charges $1000 for 'vip' tickets? And who even charges $75 for 'Standard tickets'? Wanna know who? corporate whores that wanna make money and nothing else. If dave grohl cares for his fans (only for there wallets) then why would he charge $75 yet alone $1000 for tickets? I know why, to feed the corporate major record label government whores with money and fill there bank vaults up. Same thing goes with Dave grohl and the Members of the foo fighters. Its all about money and greed.
Corporate whore 1: Lets go see a Foo Fighters concert because I have a plastic brain and cant think for myself. Corporate whore 2: Dave grohl is a nice guy so that excuses him from his bland generic radio friendly music and im gonna come to the concert with you just for something to do. Corporate whore 1: *takes a loan out of $2000* Foo fighters: we will give you guys a 50% discount off of those tickets. that will be only 2000 more dollars please.
by GG ALLIN XXX November 4, 2016
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by Rocker21 July 5, 2010
Get the Foo Fighters mug."equal rights equal fights" extends the idea of equal rights for both men and women to fighting.
traditionally, an honorable man or boy would not fight or attack a woman or girl; however, "equal rights equal fights" argues that since males and females should civilly be treated equally, a man shouldn't necessarily be expected to hold back from a fight against a woman.
this idea is controversial, since the simple truth is that due to fundamental differences in body composition, the average man will almost always be able to win a fight against the average woman, and even a relatively strong and/or skillful woman may lose against a relatively weak and/or unskilled man. this fact makes the application of "equal rights" not always equivalent to "equal fights," since while the rights of men and women are (ideally) equal, their physical bodies are not.
traditionally, an honorable man or boy would not fight or attack a woman or girl; however, "equal rights equal fights" argues that since males and females should civilly be treated equally, a man shouldn't necessarily be expected to hold back from a fight against a woman.
this idea is controversial, since the simple truth is that due to fundamental differences in body composition, the average man will almost always be able to win a fight against the average woman, and even a relatively strong and/or skillful woman may lose against a relatively weak and/or unskilled man. this fact makes the application of "equal rights" not always equivalent to "equal fights," since while the rights of men and women are (ideally) equal, their physical bodies are not.
male who loves pizza: "you stole my pizza. now we must battle to the death."
female pizza thief: "nope, can't hit a girl."
guy: "equal rights equal fights. chivalry is outdated. now, have at you!"
*they fight, unencumbered by societal expectations and traditions*
female pizza thief: "nope, can't hit a girl."
guy: "equal rights equal fights. chivalry is outdated. now, have at you!"
*they fight, unencumbered by societal expectations and traditions*
by obscureharrypottercharacter December 30, 2022
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