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The Hoe Family

by YeetersonPeterson May 5, 2020
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Bootiful family group chat

An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”

Person: “no I’m-”

Ali: “ELI!”

Eli: “hello.”

Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”

Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”

Person: “oh- okay”

That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
by Eldritch Fridge January 2, 2023
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Field family

A fucked up family consisting if a fat old man known as dick (or Richard)
A younger boy known as steven
And a manager called kellie
Richard: well we are a disfunctional family
Steven and kellie at the same time: a Field family
by Azreal.16 October 29, 2022
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family tree

When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.
I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.
by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021
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Happy family unit

Families who have 2~4 children and a 1 pet in order to be showcased on the Happy Family sticker on their cars' rear windshields.
You can spot a Happy Family unit from a mile away; they always have that Happy Family sticker proudly displaying their two kids and a fluffy dog on the rear windshield of their cars!
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
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Family

Doesn't have to be blood family, there can be a loose sense of what family is.
If your real family isn't present, a tribe is kind of like family. If you've had family present for everything great you've done, everything great that happened to you in life, then they're not there, it's an adjustment, it's new territory. You're the same person with a part of you that was there gone, a piece of the puzzle missing. Not everything is about putting together a puzzle, everything happens for a reason. Sometimes two trains start going different directions and it's hard to tell which direction you're going, it's not a negative feeling.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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Family

family?…..Fuck them
by Bootyscratcher420 December 9, 2021
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