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footy family

An Australian family (not divorced). Normally with two or more children. The entire family goes for the same team. All the children do football training on Saturday morning (Auskick). The family poses a seeming endless supply of pointless team paraphernalia of which they will wear every moment they get. At school, all the children do is talk and play football during break time. They will also normally yell terms related to football during class time as random. Levels of intelligence across the family gene pool are questionable. Generally, all of the storage on the Foxtel box is used by recorded football games and various football related shows. Whenever there is a game, the entire family will crowd around the TV and yell at it. However on occasion they will attend an actual AFL match while wearing various layers of their team's merchandise.
That goddamn footy family, I can hear them screaming at the tv from next door!
by DinKukÄrMin September 30, 2017
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Averne Family

The Averne Surname has very ancient history of 'anglo-saxon' origin.

The Averne Family are those who seek their fortune through loyalty, hard work, and camaraderie.

Apparently, they specialize in WWI - WWII and Medieval genres.

They are also known for their high intelligence and wealth.
Person 1: Oh man, I wish I could be part of the Averne Family..
Person 2: Yes, they always get free ranked and buy tons of groups, its not fair!!11
by ohrenschmalz2 January 31, 2023
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Family

a group containing parents and children
I am a family
by 5949 June 9, 2016
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family tree

When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.
I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.
by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021
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Sename Family

Flawless family composed by 4 crazy-named girls (also one of them is the most perfect girl on this planet), 1 boy but maybe girl we don't really know, one hot mum, one dad but we don't know much about him and one cat, king of the meadow and he's married with my cat who's also the queen.
Ps : they don't have tv.
by Juju le panda April 27, 2013
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Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
mugGet the i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lakemug.

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