monster cookie pinwheel

A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.

Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel

by quintippio February 9, 2010

bush cookie

a slang term for Vagina.

I was finger bangin' the bush cookie while sitting in the back of the school bus.

by scott February 25, 2003

fortune cookie

a peice of crap cookie that tastes like cardboard with a peice of paper in it!

Actually the Fortune Cookie was NOT invented in China or Asia!

i was actually invented in san francisco! - the one thing that was not made in china; oh wait they do make it we just invented it!

Girl: When do we get our fortune cookies?
Guy: Why do you want a cookie that tastes like cardboard??
Girl: Because it has a fortune in it.
Guy: Thoses are bull shit, i could tell you your fortune and it would be better that the ones they make up and stick in thoses cookies!

by Olivia Traylor December 29, 2007

fortune cookie-ing

verb. to help someone in a time of need and support them. to give someone cliche advice that would sound like advice received from a fortune cookie. this advice may seem silly but take it seriously, it WILL help

Jose: I don't know what to do

Kat: the heart wants what the heart wants, let it guide you

Jose: hah, nice fortune cookie-ing

by RejectedWeIrDo April 22, 2011

Dance with the cookie man

Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.

What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.

by Osix spartan March 13, 2019

Chunky Cookie

When a fat chick pulls down her pants and her and she has a chunk of shit on her ass

Dude your mom has a chunky cookie.

by Sam Wampler November 5, 2007

cookie run kingdom

it’s a korean game and it's the best game ever! but if you’re trying to get a new cookie, the witch is going to make you rage and scream when she doesn’t get you a new cookie. it’s painful to not get a new cookie because you can’t brag about it to your friends. but it’s still fun! it’s a family friendly game so don’t expect curse words.

it’s a really fun game and you should play it. you can create your own kingdom and get new cookies, but most of the time the watch won’t get you anything so expect yourself raging.

“have you played cookie run kingdom before it’s the best game ever!”

by julia artz October 2, 2021