National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout

Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day

by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023

Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k

That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!

by L3g3ndSkillz December 21, 2021

Christmas Nut

When you masturbate on the 25th of December to anything remotely christmas related.

Chase, dinner is ready stop having a Christmas nut.

by In your fridge December 11, 2019

Christmas poorness

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor

This DAMN Christmas Poorness

by Hot Poket April 21, 2018

Christmas

Christmas is a celebration where one of your cousins dresses up as a Christmas tree next to your front door and every time someone comes into the house they scream swear words at them.

Christmas is my favorite time of year.

by Millao August 14, 2021

Christmas blumpkin

A hollowed out squash with milk and an entire pepperoni stick stuffed inside of it.

Man I hope my mom gives me a christmas blumpkin!

by Deez_250 December 3, 2024

christmas chicken

Buying your Christmas presents the day before christmas

He’s doing Christmas chicken this year.

by Robe27 April 21, 2018