cap

A word that means lying

- yo bro i got 5000$
- cap

by tomato friend April 24, 2025

Cap

A projectile used to inflict bodily harm upon a person, specifically targeted in the posterior

I'm about to bust a CAP off in your ass if you don't sit down.

by Bhad garbage January 14, 2022

Cap

making money off a business deal that you orchestrated between two people you know.

Ex. I cant let him meet my people because im trying to cap

Middleman ; Middlemanning

Ex. Its my plug, so you know I'm cappin

I can't let him meet my people cuz you know I'm trying to cap

Its my plug, so you know I'm cappin

by Mylito Mo$$ June 14, 2018

Loud Caps

Sending a text message in all caps.

WTF?? REALLY!!! SERIOUSLY!! HOW COULD YOU?

Why you sending messages in LOUD CAPS?

by Fashions December 9, 2017

ALL CAPS BRO

The loudest possible way to hype up a moment — typed or shouted entirely in caps.

A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.

The spiritual opposite of “chill.”

“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”

“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”

“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”

“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”

“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”

“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”

by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025

Caps Lock King

A caps lock queen is a boy (or girl) who thinks using caps lock makes then king of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly.

Me: Hey, I didn't want it to turn out like that.
Caps Lock King: I told you already that THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

by instagra.mark November 3, 2018

cap

what you say when your gf's lips taste like your homie's pp and she says she hasn't been sleeping with him

A: I didn't sleep with ur homie!
B: cap

by penismanhuge December 14, 2020