by Bhad garbage January 14, 2022

making money off a business deal that you orchestrated between two people you know.
Ex. I cant let him meet my people because im trying to cap
Middleman ; Middlemanning
Ex. Its my plug, so you know I'm cappin
Ex. I cant let him meet my people because im trying to cap
Middleman ; Middlemanning
Ex. Its my plug, so you know I'm cappin
by Mylito Mo$$ June 14, 2018

by Fashions December 9, 2017

The loudest possible way to hype up a moment — typed or shouted entirely in caps.
A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.
The spiritual opposite of “chill.”
A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.
The spiritual opposite of “chill.”
“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”
“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”
“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”
“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”
“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”
“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”
“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”
“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”
“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”
“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”
“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”
by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025

A caps lock queen is a boy (or girl) who thinks using caps lock makes then king of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly.
Me: Hey, I didn't want it to turn out like that.
Caps Lock King: I told you already that THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Caps Lock King: I told you already that THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
by instagra.mark November 3, 2018

what you say when your gf's lips taste like your homie's pp and she says she hasn't been sleeping with him
by penismanhuge December 14, 2020
