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cap

- yo bro i got 5000$
- cap
by tomato friend April 24, 2025
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Cap

A projectile used to inflict bodily harm upon a person, specifically targeted in the posterior
I'm about to bust a CAP off in your ass if you don't sit down.
by Bhad garbage January 14, 2022
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Cap

making money off a business deal that you orchestrated between two people you know.

Ex. I cant let him meet my people because im trying to cap

Middleman ; Middlemanning

Ex. Its my plug, so you know I'm cappin
I can't let him meet my people cuz you know I'm trying to cap

Its my plug, so you know I'm cappin
by Mylito Mo$$ June 14, 2018
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Loud Caps

WTF?? REALLY!!! SERIOUSLY!! HOW COULD YOU?

Why you sending messages in LOUD CAPS?
by Fashions December 9, 2017
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ALL CAPS BRO

The loudest possible way to hype up a moment — typed or shouted entirely in caps.

A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.

The spiritual opposite of “chill.”
“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”

“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”

“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”

“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”

“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”

“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”
by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025
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Caps Lock King

A caps lock queen is a boy (or girl) who thinks using caps lock makes then king of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly.
Me: Hey, I didn't want it to turn out like that.
Caps Lock King: I told you already that THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
by instagra.mark November 3, 2018
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cap

what you say when your gf's lips taste like your homie's pp and she says she hasn't been sleeping with him
A: I didn't sleep with ur homie!
B: cap
by penismanhuge December 14, 2020
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