Spaff Cancel

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.

Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"

by BigMark95 November 7, 2022

The Cance

Any type of cancer someone is able to develop.

So, I found out today that my Dad has the cance.

by Jonesyba December 15, 2022

apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023

Hyper-Cancel

Hyper-cancel culture refers to a culture that emphasizes cancelling or shaming individuals who do not meet certain standards of intelligence or merit. This can lead to a situation where those who are not highly intelligent or successful are marginalized or excluded from opportunities.

In some workplaces or social circles, there may be a culture of hyper-canceling individuals who do not meet certain standards of intelligence or merit. This can lead to individuals feeling excluded or marginalized based on their perceived intelligence or abilities

by Phieyl February 19, 2023

breast cancer awareness month

A month to celebrate men and women with breast cancer.

For breast cancer awareness month, tie a pink ribbon around your neck.

by BabbleBoy February 20, 2023

Hessticular Cancer

A condition where cancer is developed in both Male Testicles and Brain that affects it so that the cringey nature makes all of the Female genome to subconsciously feel disgusted by it, where it makes the Male genome want to absolutely WWE body slam the carrier due to it’s unfunny, and absolutely brain cell mass killing cringey nature

“I’m sorry sir, you’ve been diagnosed with Hessticular cancer

by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023

Hessticular Cancer

A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.

“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”

by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023