Eye candy

One step b 4 u r pipe drunk.

Im smoking too much and getting eye candy from not circulation of blood.

by Tweeker May 12, 2024

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Candy mountain

Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.

Josh: *Says something cringe*
Everyone: "Josh, go climb Candy mountain"

by Oxfordicktionary November 4, 2021

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The Candy With A C'

The act of having sex with a scat and her releasing feces all over your dick. After, freeze for 24 hours and cum in the frozen poopsicle. Then freezing it again.

That Scat gave a nice The Candy With A C'!

I know!

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

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A sexy woman that doesn't take shit from anyone. She is an amazing lover. She has a morbid sense of humor and is fascinated with the occult. She can read people like a book. Always knows when something is up. Great detective. Very intelligent.

She knew what I was up to, she's a total Candis.

by Villainess23 July 27, 2021

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That's So Candy

When something someone says or does is so extremely sweet, it makes you say the saying, "That's So Candy".
Candy = Sweet/Endearing or Attractive

"He's so Candy".

"She's so Candy".
"They're so Candy".
"You're so Candy".

A boyfriend gives his girlfriend a handmade valentines card, she says, "That's so Candy".
A female is with her friends and sees a very handsome guy walk by, she says, "He's so Candy".
A guy is talking to his friend about a beautiful celebrity, he says, "She's so Candy".
A girl is with her best friend and sees a Senior Citizen couple holding hands as they are both pushed in their wheelchairs, she says, "They're so Candy".
You do something I find cute, sexy or attractive, so I end up saying, "You're so Candy."

by JohnyRabbit January 14, 2023

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