bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.

by isoskepsis December 1, 2018

gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

Giggly Bacon

Marijuana. pot. Refer. The ganja. Henry Kissinger. Mary's daughter. High on hibiscus. Reginald wadsworth

Fuck your giggly bacon man. That shit had me knockin on my granny's door asking for blow and hard candy.

by ChefJonny13 February 19, 2019

bacon bill

Bacon bill fuck eemmmmmm hahhahaahava

Bacon bill lol

by anonymous January 13, 2023

Baconizing

Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.

bonus points if you’re baked (high)

1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”

2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”

by dylan_poggers July 17, 2024

Bacon

When a drag queen wears flower petals that resemble bacon. The term was created by Kelly Mantle during season 6 of Rupaul’s Drag Race after Michelle Visage accused her of wearing bacon on her dress

Don’t wear bacon!

by A tiny person January 13, 2021