slopey seconds

In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.

The Norwegians might be in first place, but we wouldn't mind getting their slopey seconds.

by huglife4eva February 10, 2014

quadruple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.

Quadruple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

second base

When a man feels a woman up above the waist, including touching the chest, breasts, or nipples.

My only regret is not getting to Second Base

by some guy inventing words April 1, 2023

second cousin-nephew

Second cousin's son.

My second cousin-nephew is a good boy.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Second Level

Soccer term referring to the area of space on a field created by player performing any type of Overlap or Underlap. The space may also be created with any player making a run to get behind a line of defense from the opposing team after a teammate Off the ball Checks In. The Second Level is a space where the player On the ball looks to send various types of Through Balls in order to break lines in the opponent’s formation. Term is mostly used in terms of attacking.

Play the second level and get in for the negative ball!

by ProfessionalCoaches August 31, 2020

Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

slut second

For your buddy that's only on time when there's the potential getting laid.

For the homie that always lags... But when there's a girl to bang, he'll be there in a slut second.

by JPeoples July 16, 2014