stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet
Let go stir your noodles!
by Noodle girl December 13, 2017
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Harry noodles

When ur noodles are old and become harry
Bro how were your noodles
“They were pretty Harry noodles bro
by Tee hehe August 02, 2019
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noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
by Demolitronicon January 15, 2023
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Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.
Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.
by Jimmy Gregfarts February 20, 2020
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raw noodle

having sexual intercourse without the use of a condom.
person 1: me and that chick over there did it last night!
person 2: were you safe?
person 1: naw i had to go raw noodle.
person 2: good luck with that.
by devils playground May 24, 2010
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oogle noodle

the oogle noodle polar bear is going extinct
by clueless queer November 06, 2020
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Noodle Infant

PastaBaby
Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?
by Twitteraddict April 17, 2011
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