Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.
Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!
by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023
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Gram Cracker

The Gram cracker saw my photos first
by ASTREER$ April 04, 2016
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Gram-cracker

Gramaw + Craker. A racist, old, white person. Works for Male and Female.
Betty Brown is a Gram-cracker that wants Asian-Americans to have more Americanized names that are "easier" to say. Good luck, Betty Brown.
by stinkystee May 18, 2009
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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 09, 2023
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Mad ass cracker

Mad ass cracker is defined by me
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wagon cracker

Someone who is half white n half native.

They steal their own damn land.
That guy is so chug life but he's white. What a wagon cracker.
See wagon burner. Cracker.
by TurboOverload April 22, 2021
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