Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

Shit

Fecal matter

Dam dude, that elephant shit was big.

by Babykiller9000 June 15, 2022

Working on my shit

Realizing that I got some problems internally and that I need to make changes to myself, and then spending some time away from people so I can make those changes and be a better me.

After me and Vee broke up last winter, I just been working on my shit.

by Sean Vann October 19, 2021

Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011

mug made of shit

ding ding

mug made of shit

by dildomunchies June 22, 2019

Shit Stick

When your doing your girl anally,and she shits on your dick.

Me and Girl was having so much fun last night,and she gave me a shit stick.

by Lienmek July 12, 2009

Anti Shitting

When an individual who has a strong fecal attraction freezes their turds to sodomize themselve or others

Deven P. Was caught Anti Shitting and currently is spending 10 years in fecal free confinement

by LordByronCobb October 16, 2019