Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021

Shits lit

Signifying something as dope, cool. Can also be used in different forms; shit was lit, shits not lit.

Yeah man, shits lit.

by dizzyanddaffy December 15, 2022

aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire

oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

by creator of aw shit the whole March 23, 2025

Shit

Pooppooopopopppopooop shit shit shit shit shit

Shyanne: shit
Eros: shit
Emily: shit
Devin: shit
Phoenix: shit
Dominic: shit
Lyric: shit

by Jelly54320 November 12, 2018

Bidet shit

A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.

I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.

by Moose45 March 28, 2019

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

Getting your shit tossed

1. Getting your hair done
2. Getting fucked

1. “Can you come over tomorrow or are you getting your shit tossed”
2. I went over his house last night hands got my shit tossed”

by Amos: wtf.t July 13, 2018