"Bro shut the fuck up foe I slap you word to my mother."
"Bro let me check your temperature see you aren't on shit"
"Bro let me check your temperature see you aren't on shit"
by W00413 September 30, 2025
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Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
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Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"
Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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