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Check your temperature

To check what someone's on if they're acting different/moving different.
"Bro shut the fuck up foe I slap you word to my mother."
"Bro let me check your temperature see you aren't on shit"
by W00413 September 30, 2025
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your mum

the fatest thing in the world
your mum
by the faace of 1 October 2, 2023
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Your Mom

An annoying joke that has been used since 1960's.
by APPLETEABISH December 14, 2014
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I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
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How To Train Your Dragon

The absolutely best animated trilogy known to all mankind. It’s emotional, it’s funny, it’s infuriating at times, and it WILL MAKE U CRY. Best thing ever to exist, period.
Idk what you’re doing if you’re not watching How To Train Your Dragon in your free time
by madameggroll August 24, 2023
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Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.
Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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Own your likeness

You know that if I do this ☝️ and I have to lift a finger... If I even feel as though I've at to breath too hard between then and now... to remediate my own situation... Not ONLY will you never get it back... But I will milk you like the farm animals you are... Indefinitely.
Hym "YOU WANTED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT INCELS THOUGH DIDN'T YOU!? Do I seriously own your likeness in perpetuity? That... Is... Hilarious. That's what they call: 'Getting owned' in the gaming community. Really! This is fucking priceless! Man, you really did not handle this correctly. Should have set your ego and your pride aside... Did the right thing REGARDLESS of what I said... And then took a long hard look at how you talk about people. God... You motherfuckers are dumb. Really. An incel owns you. Owns, owned, and will continue to own you. I had better not."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
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