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Melissa: "You wanna play darts?"
Liz: "Not with you, you dirty gourd!"
Melissa: "Did you just call me a dirty whore?!?"
Liz: "No. I said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin."
by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010
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Dirty Miq

The act of taking a roll of medical tape and wrapping it around your dick, then inserting it into the ass of another man. After finished with intercourse you then take off said tape and you begin ejaculating cum and blood onto a piece of toast then the partner serves it to his brother with down syndrome.
I caught my cousin doing the Dirty Miq and now Steve is traumatized
by hiklymswildride November 10, 2025
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Dirty taby

When a girl wraps cheese and a guys junk while going sown on him
She gave me an amazing dirty taby
by Dr spunk nick July 12, 2021
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Ridin' Dirty

Driving or in a vehicle where illegal substances are present or used.
A: Man, that cop almost pulled our asses over! Good thing he didn't.
B: Yeah, he woulda caught us ridin' dirty.
by Bon_Memer February 26, 2018
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Dirty Seibert

this specie will gape you with a 43 inch plane propellor till you beg for mercy of the nazis.
Hey, wanna get dirty seiberted?

good people, bad times
by anonymous April 22, 2022
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Dirty American

A signature cocktail served at the infamous Aloha Snackbar. The infidel tonic tastes so imperial, you'll want to crusade!

Here's how to make this drink only served at Aloha Snackbar

It starts off with a on the rocks glass, built on crushed ice made from the tears of the bald eagle when it cries on fourth of July.

Next you pour 1 part the oldest lasting distillery spirit in America onto the ice

And into that

You pour 1 part liberty and inalienable rights, and prosperity.

Then you crack open a Pabst blue ribbon ice cold.

Pour the Pabst into a 20 ounce chilled glass and serve next to the glass of chilled buffalo trace

Then to the buffalo trace on the rocks, you add the blood of patriots,or watered down rum.

Then mix the grog with a lime wedge and pour into the bourbon

One part like and coconut spiced rum.

Then you take one part johnny blue walker.

And you have you sip the shot after you chug the beer.

Chug the beer and then sip the 3 part dirty American with

One part buffalo trace
One part lime coconut rum grog
And one part johnny walker blue

On the ice of eagle tears collection from it's cry if July 4.

You dirty American.
Welcome to aloha Snackbar, what do you want, Dirty American?

What did u just say?

I said so you want to try a dirty American? Our signature Intoxicating Elixir Drink?

Sure. Takes sip.. that was BOMB!

ALOHA SNACKBAR!!!!!
by Dirty American October 21, 2023
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Dirty kaya

When a nasty manipulative filthy cheuksin often with hair that resembles a mop attempts to speak to all boys and threaten girls with getting there brother to come and Beaty them up #harehillsontop
Dirty Kaya is a manipulating freak that has mop pot noodle like hair
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