by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---
by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.
bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you
by Tom TNT May 12, 2025

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 3, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

A Kerry is a guy best friend who you can do cute couple stuff with and have no feelings. Literally the sweetest guy who will make your heart happy but doesn't want a relationship. Never is there a thought of sexual actions or intent. Just a guy who you can tell anything and will actually listen. Kerry is someone who you will never forget and never leave. He's extremely loyal and is always happy for your accomplishments. Every girl needs a Kerry. 💗
Girl 1) I need a guy best friend who will do couple stuff with me.
Girl 2) Girl you need a Kerry!
Girl 1) omg yes!
Girl 2) Girl you need a Kerry!
Girl 1) omg yes!
by Fickle-Pickle March 18, 2024
