Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

you is

slang version of you are
used by people who dont give a shit ab grammar
sometimes shortened to you's

person1: suck my dick
person2: nah you is a fucktard, you prolly got a .5 fatass dick

by bloowh December 6, 2022

Koe will get you home

Too drunk to drive so you put on koe wetzel drunk driving

How we getting home?
Koe will get you home

by H811 March 1, 2022

Wrap it ‘fore you tap it

Said in tune to Migos ft . Drake “Walk it, Talk it”

“Walk it like I talk it, walk it walk it like I talk it”
“Wrap it ‘fore you tap it, wrap it wrap it ‘fore you tap it”

by Sonena March 27, 2023

Italian Thank You

To suck somebody’s dick as a way to thank someone

Person 1: “did he at least thank him?”

Person 2: “yeah Italian Thank You and everything”

by Jaber2doodle May 30, 2025

The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!

Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025