put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Your mom

1. gay
2. gay
3. gay
4. gay
5. gay

Your mom is gay.

by Carson Sturgill December 21, 2020

Your Mom

is gay

Your Mom is gay

by Hash00 February 15, 2021

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?

Just the boring message but SOMETHING IS OFF.

AYWSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYDSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYWSOUDIJ3C: hey I'm annoying wait who are you
OH NO ITS HIM HES BACK
AYDSOUDIJ3C:You thought you killed me,but secretly I stabbed you in your right kidney.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?
NO NOT AGAIN

or you'll be in the gulag

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 10, 2023

Choose Your Player

A terminology associated with the intro on video games. In 2020 it became a trending hashtag applied in a socially comedic/Idocyncratic /ironic riff used on social media platforms.

"Choose Your Player"

by FOXIE7 October 29, 2023

Block your ass

adding a foreign object up the anus and into the rectum in order to clog

Moon is going to block your ass if you're not careful!

by Master the Ass 4000 September 27, 2022

Ask your crush out

October 6 to ask your crush out

Hey did you know it’s ask your crush out day

by Boom thang chicken wang October 5, 2021