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two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
mugGet the two shits to a candlestickmug.

Got that shit on

Its an Atlanta term meaning you out did yourself with your outfit in a good way
by Yungnknown October 2, 2022
mugGet the Got that shit onmug.

Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
mugGet the Schrodinger's shitmug.

that skye shit

When a girl looks beautiful on instagram but then later turns out to just be a regular ugly hoe.
Damn that bitch looks pretty in some pictures but retarded in the other she tryna hit you with that skye shit
by Killaa2 October 19, 2014
mugGet the that skye shitmug.

GET SHIT ON

A phrase popularised by the up and coming league of legends twitch streamer Tobias Fate.
when he kill his enemy or escape with an absolute outplay he says Get shit ON
you have to watch it (vidéo) but here is an example holy shit i lived.. get shit on
mugGet the GET SHIT ONmug.

Shit Jousting

When two participants hold hands while lying down on their backs, with their legs in the air, so that their assholes are pointed at each other, and both participants projectile shit at each other.
My boy Chris and I are going Shit Jousting tonight!
by Ruckus Rawson July 8, 2022
mugGet the Shit Joustingmug.

Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts

To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree
I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL
by SwankBank June 7, 2018
mugGet the Dipped in shit and rolled in penutsmug.

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