to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
Get the two shits to a candlestickmug. by Yungnknown October 2, 2022
Get the Got that shit onmug. The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's shitmug. Damn that bitch looks pretty in some pictures but retarded in the other she tryna hit you with that skye shit
by Killaa2 October 19, 2014
Get the that skye shitmug. A phrase popularised by the up and coming league of legends twitch streamer Tobias Fate.
when he kill his enemy or escape with an absolute outplay he says Get shit ON
when he kill his enemy or escape with an absolute outplay he says Get shit ON
by anouar wait that's me hey it's June 23, 2017
Get the GET SHIT ONmug. When two participants hold hands while lying down on their backs, with their legs in the air, so that their assholes are pointed at each other, and both participants projectile shit at each other.
by Ruckus Rawson July 8, 2022
Get the Shit Joustingmug. by SwankBank June 7, 2018
Get the Dipped in shit and rolled in penutsmug.