Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
Get the Fat Bitch Fridaymug. by BaranXLR February 19, 2017
Get the stick bitchmug. She's a hating ass bitch
by pseudonym35575243 April 25, 2022
Get the Bitchmug. The person speakeasies invite inside for: one drink, no charge for the drink and then tells the nigga to go away because they don't want to take money from the nigga so the nigga know not to come back because that nigga owes the speakeasy for being a opportunist for down low friendships and a blackmailer when wants to take revenge for anything the nigga can complain about loud enough for anybody to listen and to keep the nigga's lips flapping long enough til the nigga tires theyself out to finally "call it a nite" from the nigga's mind.
by Kaetag February 25, 2024
Get the Bitch Niggamug. a Bitch Ass Nigga is literally a bitch ass nigga and nobody likes a bitch ass nigga cause bitch ass niggas are some bitch ass niggas
by landoooo July 27, 2023
Get the Bitch Ass Niggamug. by Ozzyfacec642 May 22, 2022
Get the Bitchesmug. by CurryInMaVeins February 23, 2021
Get the Bitch Lasagnamug.