shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.

Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”

by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021

shit generator

Your ass

Yo I just took a dump with the shit generator

by Did you expect a name March 2, 2021

shit on a snow bank

It's like shit on a shingle... but instead of putting the meat over bread or crackers it is on mashed potatoes

I am going to make "shit on a snow bank" for dinner tonight.

by BizarreCactus March 2, 2021

Holy Shit

Holy Shit is a word used to describe surprise in many different situations.

Person 1: I just got fucked by a bunch of black guys.
Person 2: Holy SHIT!!! :0
Person 1: Why r u acting like a fucktard, u were their!!!
Person 2: *Unzips pants
Person 2: Time for round 2

by Th3Pr0f1t March 3, 2021

Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021

Crazy Shit

When 2 elements combine to provide disorder and extreme shitness at the same time. Typically leads to catastrophic results however in rare cases (10000:1 chance) the elements blend seamlessly to create a force to be reckoned with.

Sam and Jack in the same team on Civ 6. Crazy Shit.

by Ze Germans. March 5, 2021

Birthday Shit

The one time of the year where you finally expunge your bowels

Finally took my birthday shit

by TheGhav March 5, 2021