this shit on safety

when someone has something in the palm of their hand, when they know that they "got this"

Man 1 - I'm about to fight this kid.
Man 2 - Yea yo, you got this shit on safety.
Man 1 - Yea I'm gonna beat this guys ass.

by Laura400 December 10, 2007

Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"

why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit

by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021

Packing a Shit

when someone is in a bad mood they’re “packing a shit”

“where’s alex keen”
“oh just outside”
“why?”
“he’s packing a shit”

by MOMMYMILKER69 May 13, 2022

shit

caca brown that comes out of the anus. also known as a loser or tool. shit monsters are also very common.

"My shit was very colorful yesterday!"

by crap poop October 31, 2009

shit

like the brown stuff that comes out of your ass.

Hey steve, I took the fattest shit in your bathroom and I clogged the toilet up. sorry broseph

by gabecock February 14, 2022

Shit beast

Often a term for all dogs. There's a growing number of people who are fed up with dog culture and how society pushed these dangerous shit beasts onto people as something adorable or in any way desirable. Shit beast could also refer to any animal, usually large, that one finds offensive because the bigger the animal, the bigger the crap. So a horse may be considered by many a shit beast.

I hate dogs and horses. Them shit beasts make me sick. Yet people keep putting dogs in our faces trying to convince us that they're cute and loyal when nothing about them is desirable. A horse is another shit beast. Equine therapy is so oxymoronic. How can a shit beast be therapeutic?

by Sir Carlton May 21, 2024

shit

poop

Gary shit himself.

by me12345669 January 9, 2019