Hot Egg Sandwich

The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.

Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich

by Coollikedirk April 4, 2021

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school leg egg

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Why did you search for "school leg egg"

by I need help. June 24, 2021

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Cadbury Egg

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates into a chocolate egg and his partner subsequently eats it.

Samantha wanted a Cadbury Egg last night, but we didn't have any chocolate

by Trevor519 December 9, 2008

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Salt Your Eggs

(V.) A crude and obscene pick-up line, probably used in a shady dive-bar, implies the act of copulation.

Hey Baby, "I'd like to salt your eggs." or "I bet that hos' had her eggs salted more than once."

by Mountainstyle February 27, 2009

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cracked like an egg

term coined by the variety streamer Punz, used when someone is really good at something, like a video game.

Bro he got 32 kills last game! He's cracked like an egg!

by punzthereynasimp March 29, 2021

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'making egg soup'

To Ejaculate into your own bath water (males only)

A man who is in the bath for more than 15 minutes is definetly 'making egg soup', FACT.

John - "where you going pete?",
Pete - "i'm off upstairs to make egg soup, be down in half hour"

egg soup is a fovourite dish in the Austrian Alps

by skillz-t June 15, 2008

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