The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.
Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"
by abeccap March 4, 2011
Get the Cock Insert mug.The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth
Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"
Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"
Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"
by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008
Get the Cock Muffled mug.John "Hey guys my plumb stick is 4 inches hard does that mean i have a meaty cock?"
Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."
Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."
by MC plumbing CEO February 17, 2013
Get the Meaty Cock mug.- Taehyung always needs to hold Taeconda his BIG fat cock in check or it just springs out to say Hi to the world!
- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.
- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!
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- "who is the bottom in taekook?"
"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"
"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"
- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.
- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!
- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!
- "who is the bottom in taekook?"
"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"
"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"
by dictioNASTY September 29, 2022
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by Fred Bear June 19, 2018
Get the Thor's Cock mug.Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)
by RyandRy December 31, 2010
Get the Cock-Stocking mug.1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "
by Morning Woody November 30, 2015
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