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[show hoe]

Slutty little girls that don't know/care anything about the music but go to shows to be "seen". Probably cause the guys are much hotter. And they're learning what's up.
a show hoe is the chick booty dancing at your local show while reppin her hannah montana attire.
by nolies___justlove October 28, 2008
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Whale Show

When a chubby girl performs risque acts as entertainment for a group, so that she can gain some small level of social acceptance.
The host quickly pointed out two chubby girls, each sitting alone at the party that he could target. Ten minutes later, with a minimal amount of prodding from the party goers, the two chubby girls were sitting on the bar next to one another topless with the party goers lining up to take shots from between their Juggs. It wasn't a great whale show, but it kept the crowd amused at no cost.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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show-dogging

The act of cupping or fondling one's testicles. The word is derived from the practice of dog show judges physically displaying male dog's testicles during competition.
1.) My girlfriend was show-dogging me right there in the movie theater. 2.) My brother has no manners - he walked out of his room this morning, show-dogging himself in front of everyone.
by adguy70 April 21, 2014
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
by Sexydimma March 21, 2014
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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flip show

The channel/television show you flip to when the one you want to watch is on a commercial break. You've probably seen the flip show before or you enjoy the show but don't necessarily care what happens.
Person 1: "Ah, come on. You're watching this?"
Person 2: "No no no, this is just my flip show."
by babegeousbabe August 31, 2014
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The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!
I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!
by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014
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